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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 06:58 am
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic
water mist-spray to keep the produce fresh. Just
before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you go to the bread case, it smells like
grandma's fresh baked bread.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
mooing and enjoy the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing
aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh
buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!
Why not? It smells like **** at the display, doesn't it? I think **** smells disgusting, particularly when you have just selected groceries that smell good. Why would they make us smell ****? I just don't understand.