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Thu 14 Jun, 2007 03:11 pm
For sale: increased credit score.
You see, I have a friend, Chai, who has some wicked pissah credit cards. I can add you to them as an "authorized user." These cards go on your credit reports, which will increase your pitiful score. However, you cannot access the card info or use them in any way.
In turn, you pay me thousands of dollars, and I throw Chai a bone. You know, a PM that says something like "you're probably my favorite person on this here internet forum," or something like that.
Bring it on.
If I were Chai (good friend or not) I would report you for violating the TOS.
Why make a new thread when this one is here?
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=98301&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Does someone have a stick up their ***?
It...is...a...joke.
If you are talking to me the answer is no.
I'd be willing to bet that somewhere out there in the world, someone at this moment literally does have a stick up their ass. As opposed to Slappy, who most likely has a large plastic dildo stuck up there. Wait...does that count as a stick?
kickycan wrote:I'd be willing to bet that somewhere out there in the world, someone at this moment literally does have a stick up their ass. As opposed to Slappy, who most likely has a large plastic dildo stuck up there. Wait...does that count as a stick?
I think there's some sort of standardized definition based mainly on girth....
( rotates slowly on chair)
mmmmmmmmmmmm
ohhhhhhhh yeah.........
oh jeez TTH, slappys just kidding around.
you take everything so literally.
What TOS is he violating? Being funny?
no, really, don't tell me, that was a retorical question.
actually slappy, I had given more thought to the loaning credit idea, and realize there's no way it could hurt me.
I'll be going out as a free agent though.
See ya later, I'm going to go hang out in front of the Rent-A-Center.
It is at least in the correct forum now (original post)
Chai wrote:o
What TOS is he violating? Being funny?
No worries about violating TOS on that score.
TTH wrote:It is at least in the correct forum now (original post)
whew, well thank God for that.
woulda been a catastrophy otherwise.
when you were a kid, were you the one who always insisted on playing exactly by the rules on the box?
I say put everything in General and let the mods sort it out.
Chai wrote:I say put everything in General and let the mods sort it out.
I disagree with that. If you know the topic belongs in a certain forum then put it there. I am sure the mods are busy enough without having to move things.
Yes, the mods are busy enough with other things. Thankfully, we have TTH here to make sure things go smooth when the mods aren't around. Too bad you couldn't put "volunteer moderator" under your screename, a symbolic plastic police badge if you will.
And we can all sleep tonight, knowing my post is now in the correct forum, as pointed out by our resident mall security guard, and not fooling all the other brain dead morons walking around with sticks up their asses and whistles in their pockets into thinking I'm really pimping Chai's good credit rating.
So. Who wants some good credit?
TTH, don't worry. Slappy is like a beloved pet. The mods are obliged to follow him around and pick up after him.
dadpad wrote:Chai wrote:o
What TOS is he violating? Being funny?
No worries about violating TOS on that score.
No worries. Until I put a hilarious tag name such as "up a creek in a barbed wire canoe w/o a paddle." If I came up with something like that, we'd all be sharing a hearty laugh for hours.
littlek wrote:TTH, don't worry. Slappy is like a beloved pet. The mods are obliged to follow him around and pick up after him.
And let me hump their legs.
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