I Am a Walking Disaster

_Heatwave_ wrote:

Yikes, Bella Dea - got to be careful there. Checked in with your doctor? At 8 months, you're probably just starting your weekly visits?

As big as you get in the last trimester, how d'you manage to forget that you're preggers?

No....I didn't. I was planning on calling today if the contractions hadn't stopped.

I don't really "forget" but some days I feel pretty good and not really 8 months pregnant. I know that sounds weird but I can't make myself slow down....I know I have to. My husband is getting mad at me because I continue to do things like I am not pregnant.

Funny story tai

Yeah, I've known pregnant women who do things in their 8th month like buy a house, or move, or both.

What the hell?

I'm like...do you think this is the best time to make this huge decision and take this project on?

You all know that she is going to be late now. She is going to make me miserable well past my due date.

Bella--

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You all know that she is going to be late now. She is going to make me miserable well past my due date.

Ahem.

Bella, this is her due date, too.

Mother/Daughter rivalry is always ugly, but pre-natal Mother/Daughter rivalry is....ugly as homemade sin.

Hold your dominion.

The problem is she gets to pick it, not me. I am putting my fate in the hands of a fetus.

Furthermore, after she's born, she'll spend the next 70 years carrying your heart in her hands--sometimes dragging it by one leg, like a teddy bear.

Motherhood is waiting for you.