Limericks of Protest

A left-leaning gig'lo from Mass
Ran a campaign deficient in class
And though looking quite good
while the exit polls stood,
he was ult'mately handed his ass....

so gunga joins us this time
with a limerick spun on a dime
it was quite clever
I must say I never
thought he could create such a rhyme

Bush's plan is for World War Three
Ashcroft and Rumsfeld agree
Kill 40 million Iraqis
Call the democrats losers and lackies
That's why God has appointed me

Charlie Kirk said "Prove me wrong,"
The reply didn't take long,
He was shot in the neck,
And hit the deck,
Which is where all fascists belong.

Laura Loomer inspired the hit,
On Kirk, the Nazi ****,
But she did a Volte face,
When her words bit her ass,
And tried to blame leftist gits.