Pari Hilton Fellates County Jailer!!!!!

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I mean I can't say for sure but what other explanation could there be?

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Judging from the look on her face, you might be on to something there.

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she needs a shot to get the taste out of her mouth obviously....

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A friend of mine was caught driving on a suspended dl. All he had to do was pay a fine. No jail time served.

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Or so your friend says, edgar. I suspect he, too, fellated the jailer.

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Judging from the look on her face, you might be on to something there.

and is that a cold sore on her lip?

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That looks like the marks left by the jailer's keys. That is one sick bastard, some sort of sadist. Couldn't he just be satisfied with a blowjob? Why did he have to rake her lips with his keys?

That poor girl.

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I know what you mean... I'm dripping with sympathy for her. I'm sure if we hooked up I'd be dripping within 48 hours as well....

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To go slightly off the subject............do you think that her experience in the slammer will curtail some of the crap she has been pulling? Has she learned anything by her experience, or will she still be the same obnoxious, ditzy broad?

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I must apologize for my mean spirited remarks and the entire tone of this thread. To make sport of this poor misguided girls tragic young life is
inappropriate.

Excuse me while I go change into sackcloth and purge mysef with Hysop branches.

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Phoenix wrote:

Has she learned anything by her experience,

Yes, she has learned that she can manipulate men by fellating them. Oh, wait... she already knew that.

Nope, she hasn't learned anything.

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The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down.

Bear has already told us who went down...

I think we can all guess, the what.....

the zipper on the jailer's pants.

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Yeah, it's fun (perhaps) to think of her and BJs--although, personally, i'd pass--however, from your own source, Bear:

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She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind. (emphasis added)

So, it doesn't seem that any hanky-panky was really going on.

However, it is, of course, entirely possible that you aren't being serious here.

Bear--say it ain't so ! ! !

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Crikey, fellas. (not that I'm a fan of this goose!)

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Setanta wrote:

Yeah, it's fun (perhaps) to think of her and BJs--although, personally, i'd pass--however, from your own source, Bear:

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She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind. (emphasis added)

So, it doesn't seem that any hanky-panky was really going on.

However, it is, of course, entirely possible that you aren't being serious here.

Bear--say it ain't so ! ! !

I'm a serious minded individual set..... and do not possess a sense of humour Im aware of....

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

. . . and do not possess a sense of humour Im aware of....

I'll go along with that.

(Hey, you set me up with straight lines like that, what do you expect?)

Pari Hilton Fellates County Jailer!!!!!

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