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Sun 3 Jun, 2007 11:23 pm
this is just one of my "witty little quotes" that I came up with tonight...thought it might make a good tshirt. i asked some other people and they didnt seem to get it, said take it to somebody else who likes stupid jokes...so I figured this was the place
I get it. But would I wear it?
A rule is like the groom's wine glass at a Jewish wedding. It's intended to be broken as soon as the content has been consumed.
Nahh. To long for a T-shirt slogan.
Nah.
"Rules are like hymens. Even if illegal, meant to be broken."
I have an idea for a t-shirt, but can't think of the punchline. Put the "As seen on TV" logo on the shirt, and under it make a reference to "To catch a predator." May not go over well with some people.
Keep your day job, Slappy.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Keep your day job, Slappy.
I don't have one. I live in my mom's basement, where I play computer games and watch Star Trek dvd's.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Nah.
"Rules are like hymens. Even if illegal, meant to be broken."
Oooh...that's a good one.
Being a bear of little brain, I can only come up with one for teens: