What? Another Blonde Joke?

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you

wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,



"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should

know five things:

1). The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2). The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3). I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5.) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,


Well... I guess not if I'm going to have to explain it FIVE times....