Mon 21 May, 2007 12:47 pm
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
know five things:
1). The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2). The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3). I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5.) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
Well... I guess not if I'm going to have to explain it FIVE times....
You should post that on the really bad jokes thread, BPB.
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