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Winning The Lottery

 
 
Reply Mon 21 May, 2007 10:54 am
A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get out."
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timberbranch
 
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Reply Tue 22 May, 2007 06:41 pm
You know, not 20 minutes ago, I was at the gas station buying some beer. The guy in front of me bought some lotto tickets. Here in Texas, the buyer has the option of one CASH payment if they win, or annual PAYMENTS. Back when I used to buy lotto tickets, I always said CASH OPTION. The guy in front of me said PAYMENTS, and it was all I could do to say to the guy, "Hey man, you really want the cash option, better interest potential," but I held back.

As I reached the counter I said to the older woman, "That's the first time I've ever seen anyone take the payment option."

"Oh, I always take payments," she gruffed. She said the gov't takes less taxes if you're paid annually.

Just wondering which is the better road ... not for me, I don't play anymore, but the big pile of loot seems more appealing than a measly $94,000 a year.

Rolling Eyes
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Quincy
 
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Reply Wed 23 May, 2007 10:14 am
At least he still has the decency to call her Honey.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 23 May, 2007 10:30 am
exactly... the glass is half full...
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Quincy
 
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Reply Wed 23 May, 2007 10:40 am
Re: Winning The Lottery
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack,


And further more, extreme excitement is no excuse for blasphemy.
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