Gargamel wrote:At the bicycle racks after school, yous queers are dead meat.
Me and the Nighthawks (my gang) are going to bring our slingshots.
So look out.
Oh yeah? Who you planning on gittin' to help your sorry ass out? The Queenly Queerity Queers are going to go medieval on you (ooh that sounds like fun, lot's of costumes)
You'd best remember the Queerity Theme Song (sounds eerily like another song)
When you're a Queer,
You're a Queer all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.
Yes, when you're a Queer,
You're a Queer all the way
From your first nipple piercing
Til your last waxing day.
When you're a Queer,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a man family man!
Yup when you're a Queer,
If your hair's disarrayed
Bear Daddys will hold you
and sing tunes quite gay.
You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital Q
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Queer,
You stay a Queer!
Slingshots? They're called jockstraps Gargamel...
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