American Tourist at the icehotel to my daughter while outfitting for cold weather clothing.
(imagine the american accent)
D= Daughter
T=Tourist
D: What size shoe do you take?
T: what?
D: What - size - shoe - do - you - need
T: Blank look
T: Have you been speaking English long?
D: Why yes I'm Australian
T: oh your first language would be German then.
(austria)
D:
Erm... Australia.... you know, with kangaroos.
T: Theres no kangaroos in Austria! I've been there you know.
D: