Signs you've lived in Nebraska too long

you've been on television at least 3 times describing the sound of a tornado.

you take pride in knowing that on Saturdays, Memorial stadium is the third
largest city in the state.

you brag to other Nebraskan's about being from Omaha.

you know how to pronounce Beatrice, Norfolk and Kearney.

you know that the statue on the dome of the state capital is actually sowing
seed - not bowling.

you list your religious preference as "Cornhusker."

you consider using your life savings to go to the Colorado-Nebraska football
game.

there's a tornado warning and you go outside to watch for it.

"little smokies" are something you serve on special occasions.

you know cow pies aren't made of beef.

you actually buy manure.

you think the "N" on the football helmets stands for "knowledge"

you leave your snow tires on year-round.

you skip your mother's funeral for the first day of deer season.

you can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.

your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.

you know several people who have hit a deer.

your school classes were canceled because of the cold.

your school classes were canceled because of the heat.

you switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. (actually, I have done this
in Texas, too)

you can actually locate Nebraska on the United States map.

you voted for a football coach for Congress.

you can't understand why Johnny Carson ever left.



Glad I'm outta there!! hehehe