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Impulsive retorts

 
 
Joeblow
 
Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 01:38 pm
Do you ever mutter comments under your breath as you read along? How about getting caught up with obsessive/compulsive thinking…you know, when every time you see a thread title you think or say the exact same thing? Countless times I've resisted the impulse to post an absurdity because it would interrupt an otherwise well flowing thread…or the moment has passed…or because it's simply too lame.

This thread is dedicated to those passing moments of fancy or frustration. They needn't make sense to anyone else.


I'll start. I'll take "too lame" for $500.00, Alex:



Nooooooooo, YOU tofu."
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MzDaizy
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 01:48 pm
I fall into the "too late" category...when nobody has posted anything for a few days...but I'm still dying to add my two cents. By that time, the issue has passed, and I'll feel like a dolt if I start it up again. It's very frustrating, and I sympathize with you, Joe.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 01:50 pm
I'll take "too late" for $1,000.00, MzDaizy.

Happens allatime.

Post 'em here. Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 02:01 pm
Like yer new do, Joe . . . you musta spent hours at the hairdressers (i been thinkin' that ever since you came up with yer new avatar) . . .
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 02:40 pm
I been thinkin' about how that baby looks like he's got a roll of TP on his head.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 03:06 pm
Snorking - set & chai... Iknow!, But it's ME, doncha think?

Speaking of toilet paper, I just rolled in the door...dooty calls.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 05:06 pm
I think you need to 'splain the rules of this game joeblow..

here's a retort..are you speaking english?
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 05:19 pm
Is it retorts to posts or topic titles? 'Cause there's a topic called something like "Life: Looking backward, looking forward" and I always mentally complete the phrase with looking sideways.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 05:47 pm
Oh!

Like, whenever I see gustavratenhofer has posted something I think "Oh God, not that A$$hole again"?
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 06:30 pm
Ahaha Exactly!

You both got it.

Inanity welcome.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 25 Apr, 2007 06:30 pm
Of course it isn't. I don't speak English.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 26 Apr, 2007 04:01 am
Boy gets toilet seat stuck on his head
Mom laughs, takes pictures and places them in a safety deposit box to take out the next time the kid begs for the latest X-box-like toy.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 26 Apr, 2007 10:08 am
Devil.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 26 Apr, 2007 12:21 pm
That last bit!

Howling!

Masterful.

No offence annat!


(Note to self: speak for yourself)
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caribou
 
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Reply Thu 26 Apr, 2007 04:34 pm
Soz: Very Happy !
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Sun 29 Apr, 2007 08:08 am
Let us not forget our good friend, the douche.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 29 Apr, 2007 04:29 pm
wait

when I just glanced at this thread quickly, I thought it said "compulsive retards"

that's not very PC joeblow.
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caribou
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 02:38 pm
I like this thread.

I can come here and mutter to myself...
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caribou
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 02:40 pm
okay so I'm still not typing it out...




But it's nice to know there's other people out there muttering things too.



<still keeping my fingers quiet...>
mutter
mutter
mutter
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 02:43 pm
damn people don't even know when your damn dog can't breathe to take it to the damn vet

damn people
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