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Impulsive retorts

 
 
Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 02:44 pm
I'm just awful with impulsive retorts....simply because if it needs to be said, I feel like I should say it.

And really there are no repercussions of saying what you really mean here on the internet so I say f*ck it and just go for it.

I try not to hold back; my mom taught me that honesty is always the best policy. :wink:
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2007 06:33 am
caribou, have you got a mouth full of marbles?

I can't hear you!
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2007 06:33 am
Heee, Bella! That's true for you, I know!

But, it should be obvious that nothing I've said here needed to be said!
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caribou
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2007 03:56 pm
What is the point of even conversing with her?



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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2007 05:04 pm
this is a retort from work --

No one, I repeat, no one, wants to hear you sing "I am Woman". I guarantee it.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2007 04:05 am
Merry Andrew on American History
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2007 05:37 pm
Larry, is that you?!
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2007 06:11 pm
everytime i see that "liking children" thread, i start singing in my head....


If loving you is wrong....I don't wanna be right....
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 07:06 pm
Well if scientists believe you can't accept those things, they probably have a good reason...
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 09:47 am
SUMbody's grum-py.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 04:26 am
Over the line--again! NOT FUNNY.

That's my mutter for the day. I admit that the "not funny" wasn't really a mutter. More like a silent roar.
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 05:08 pm
OH DEAR!!!! And we always speak so highly of you!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 05:26 pm
Do cheetahs roar? Why shore..




Just bumpin'. You know me, I tend to spout off, usually sorry later. I should mutter more.

(But I do just mutter on myriad occasions.)
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 05:35 pm
Why shore, but do they snore?


(I'm so very sorry)
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:21 pm
why won't someone besides me clean out the pencil sharpener thingie?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2007 06:28 pm
'Cause you're the only one who puts crayons in it.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 12:24 am
From May to October for a response. Not exactly impulsive. And here I was thinking I'd ended yet another thread.

Yes, cheetah's roar, but not impressively. They (we) also squeak. Sounds kinda kittenish.

As for the snoring. Don't know. I'm asleep when snoring would take place.

And chai, I do clean out the pencil sharpener thingie.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2007 05:33 am
well then I suppose the pencil elves were here in the middle of the night, and had a field day.

Now THAT's a retort
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 05:59 pm
Then pull your head out, old son.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 06:15 pm
@Joeblow,
See my sig line...
 

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