You can find some dozens of actual (= what to get at that day in Washington, DC) frontpages (including tabloids) here:
Today's Frontpages
Some actual headlines (NO tabloids) are to be found here:
Top Headlines From Around The World
Thanks, Walter, but i am both lazy, and interested in the "My neighbor's dog ate my toddler" variety of headline . . .
yesterday's daily express (almost a million readers) had the front page headline - and i mean front page headline, i.e., nothing else fitted on the page anymore:
UK SET FOR 200,000 FLOOD OF IMMIGRANTS
couldve been "120,000", or "400,000" - i dont remember. you get the drift <sighs>
a bit like trying to get a 9th pint into a gallon jar.
Assuming the number of would be immigrants is 200,000, why do they want to come to a small overcrowded island.
Because y'all are the very type of a charming and hospitable people, Boss . . .
Ah shucks Setanta, i'll be blushin' and choking on my jellied eels
Jellied eels?
I'm tearing up my ticket as we speak.
