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Learn Chinese In Five Minutes

 
 
Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 08:30 am
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(works best if you read them out loud)


1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a facelift .............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 08:46 am
HAHAHA!
Looooove it!
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Datamill
 
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Reply Wed 13 Nov, 2002 09:35 am
Thanks!

I liked those!
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Misti26
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2002 11:58 pm
ROFLMAO!!
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babsatamelia
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 10:37 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Oh Phoenix, that is priceless
A laugh a day keeps the
doctors away :wink:
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 10:55 pm
Another Saturday night alone ----------- Lakka Nuki
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2002 06:14 am
BillW- We're talking Chinese. Isn't that Hawaiian? Very Happy
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2002 10:14 am
There both across the deep blue sea, but I'll try to maintain my geography better! Razz
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2002 10:17 am
Phoenix, would it translate as "Raka Rooki"? Mr. Green
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Monger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Nov, 2002 02:56 pm
A few more brain-injected lessons for ya! WinkWink

Dung On Mai Shu -- I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu -- Let's sleep together
Ar U Wun Tu? -- A gay liberation greeting
Chow Mai Dong -- Romantic proposition
Wel Hung Gai -- Is that a banana in your pocket?
Hu Flung Dung -- Which one of you fertilized the field?
Lao Zi -- Not very good
Lin Ching -- An unauthorized execution
Shai Gai -- A bashful person
Wan Bum Lung -- A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan -- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Go Den Shao Wer -- I've got to go to the washroom badly
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song -- Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Ai No Pei -- I got this for free
Wai Hang Mi? -- I am not guilty
Cha Ching -- You hit the jackpot
Ai See Pan Ti -- Nice miniskirt!
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 01:29 pm
LOL......
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 01:49 pm
Yer on a roll . . .
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 10:51 pm
phonix - i couldn't look at that properly for 5 min - I am at uni and looking at for one second has me in laughing fits and I cannot have laughing fits at uni because then everyone stares at me - but I have having a laughing fit now....where did you get this from?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 07:11 am
pragmatic- Who can remember? Someone probably sent it to me in an E Mail.

Now take a deep breath. One must retain one's dignity at school! Laughing
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