A few more brain-injected lessons for ya!
Dung On Mai Shu -- I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu -- Let's sleep together
Ar U Wun Tu? -- A gay liberation greeting
Chow Mai Dong -- Romantic proposition
Wel Hung Gai -- Is that a banana in your pocket?
Hu Flung Dung -- Which one of you fertilized the field?
Lao Zi -- Not very good
Lin Ching -- An unauthorized execution
Shai Gai -- A bashful person
Wan Bum Lung -- A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan -- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Go Den Shao Wer -- I've got to go to the washroom badly
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song -- Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Ai No Pei -- I got this for free
Wai Hang Mi? -- I am not guilty
Cha Ching -- You hit the jackpot
Ai See Pan Ti -- Nice miniskirt!