Bi-Polar Bear wrote:I need 3 minutes maybe to catch my breath....
I am impressed.
The answer to the other question is hell yes.
dadpad wrote:she says: I have to go watch some buddists monks making a mandala of universal compassion from coloured sand.
I says: so does this mean sex is out of the question?
doing it in the sand can lead to sparkles flying off the zizzwheel.... so be careful.
Sort of adds a new wrinkle to the phrase "go pound sand up your @#$".
Just woke up with wood.
Man I miss my old girlfriend.
kickycan wrote:Just woke up with wood.
Man I miss my old girlfriend.
OMG
Does that mean what I think it means? I have heard that but I wouldn't know since I am a female.
tryingtohelp, you are right to be shocked by the likes of kickycan. His sort will give you splinters.
@kickycan,
when u r out of work do u have rockin sex
JL wrote:His sort will give you splinters.
Hey, Kicky is no Pinocchio!
I'm feeling a little.... warm and itchy this afternoon....
@Bi-Polar Bear,
I hear a course of antibiotics can clear that up....
@prettylinz10,
prettylinz10 wrote:
when u r out of work do u have rockin sex
Hmmm...I don't think it's exactly rockin sex...more like a sweating, grunting, pushing and pulling, thrusting kind of sex. And you?
A poor friend of mine went to his urologist concerned about his prostate. He was having trouble erecting for his wife. The doctor apparently concluded that he was having trouble with urine flow and prescribed Flomax. Thinking it was some kind of viagra equivalent my friend took it, went to bed, and lo and behold the placibo effect got him up. But then the poor slob proceeded to pee on his wife. Life is so hard.
absolutely...at the stupidest times
the Jenster
@Jenkatt,
Hey there Jenkatt! <smooch>
You need to come to NYC with me sometime - meet Kicky. I think he'd like your kind of stupidest times
@kickycan,
am up for the job in hand i'll do what you want me to do
@kickycan,
how would you like me to lay you this minute
@TTH,
e is sent to you from a fitness instructor near your street
Well, I guess I missed a couple of golden opportunities here.
Okay, gerryscherry, if you're still in the mood, the line forms right behind fouts09 and Jenkatt.
On second thought, this is about who wants to have sex RIGHT NOW, so let's just put it to a vote: First one of you three to raise your hand gets to bang the living **** out of me right now!
@kickycan,
Kicky, you'd best lay of that Viagra. You're going to hurt yourself--or someone else.
