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Wed 11 Apr, 2007 07:18 pm
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
(Written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8(isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOUL D YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9(bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
This type of list is totally different now that I've been studying to become a teacher. The first two are priceless together.
Hey wait a minute, my husband told me just this morning how pretty I looked.
Barbie's got a belly, are you with Chaiald?
Quote:HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
Fewer women would be beaten up by their husbands and fewer women still, would be forced to protect themselves using deadly force against the same husbands.
Bottom line: If people didn't get married, fewer men would be killed by the wives they've physically and mentally abused.
[quote="Miller"][quote]HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?[/quote]
Fewer women would be beaten up by their husbands and fewer women still, would be forced to protect themselves using deadly force against the same husbands.
Bottom line: If people didn't get married, fewer men would be killed by the wives they've physically and mentally abused.[/quote]
It's not a marriage certificate, that makes men violent, therefore I do not think this theorie will hold!
Violence against single women would rise.
Miller wrote:Quote:HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
Fewer women would be beaten up by their husbands and fewer women still, would be forced to protect themselves using deadly force against the same husbands.
Bottom line: If people didn't get married, fewer men would be killed by the wives they've physically and mentally abused.
Except that they'd still get the sh!t kicked out them by their boyfriends...cuz that's a better alternative.
"Who would you rather kick the sh!t out of you? Your husband or your boyfriend?"
Miller wrote:Quote:HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
Fewer women would be beaten up by their husbands and fewer women still, would be forced to protect themselves using deadly force against the same husbands.
Bottom line: If people didn't get married, fewer men would be killed by the wives they've physically and mentally abused.
Jeepers that a pretty dim picture of marriage.
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