I'm gonna go outside and enjoy the sunshine for about 10 minutes. Hope you're still here when I get back. :wink:
so i'm sure you gonna have that father son talk with him....you know the one. the woman is always right!!!!
good morning ((((((unkie))))))!!!!
toots3928 wrote:so i'm sure you gonna have that father son talk with him....you know the one. the woman is always right!!!!
I told him the secret is "compromise". Know when to make a concession and when to hold your ground. And you usually feel better making a compromise. :wink:
Morning Unkie!
(((((Toots))))), how are you on this lovely spring morning?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
unclelarry wrote:(((((Toots))))), how are you on this lovely spring morning?
just peachy unkie. and you?
Morning Ox,that's good advice....it's just to bad that no one gave that to us and we had to learn the hard way.
:wink:
with an attittude like that probably nothing unkie!
Yesterday we set a record high for this time of year, 91 degrees. You two should be enjoying that today! :wink:
Flumoxed wrote:Yesterday we set a record high for this time of year, 91 degrees. You two should be enjoying that today! :wink:
We got up to 86 yesterday should be about the same today. Then it's supposed to go down to the low to mid-70's through the weekend, which is good enough for me.
they're calling for a high of 76 today!
it's only 53 right now. brrrr.
toots3928 wrote:they're calling for a high of 76 today!
Darlin' you need to get farther away from that big lake to the north!
Flumoxed wrote:toots3928 wrote:they're calling for a high of 76 today!
Darlin' you need to get farther away from that big lake to the north!
yeah i know. maybe someplace like hawaii!!!!
toots3928 wrote:Flumoxed wrote:toots3928 wrote:they're calling for a high of 76 today!
Darlin' you need to get farther away from that big lake to the north!
yeah i know. maybe someplace like hawaii!!!!
I was thinking more like Columbus ...
Flumoxed wrote:toots3928 wrote:Flumoxed wrote:toots3928 wrote:they're calling for a high of 76 today!
Darlin' you need to get farther away from that big lake to the north!
yeah i know. maybe someplace like hawaii!!!!
I was thinking more like Columbus ...
i was there last night. it was warmer.
