Help Needed on Marlboro Contest IV

If it walks like a pig and squeals like a pig, it's a PIG....

coondog wrote:

If it walks like a pig and squeals like a pig, it's a PIG....

Not true. Sometimes you don't have all the info.

If it walks like a pig and squeals like a pig, it's a PIG....

Afternoon TTH , Coon, Unclelarry, and where is that Witty and Flu hiding at
these days

TTH wrote:

coondog wrote:

If it walks like a pig and squeals like a pig, it's a PIG....

Not true. Sometimes you don't have all the info.

What ya trying to say TTH :wink:

coondog wrote:

If it walks like a pig and squeals like a pig, it's a PIG....

And if it's a pig....fire up the smoker.
Afternoon Coon, how you doin' today?

bigredsshop wrote:

Afternoon TTH , Coon, Unclelarry, and where is that Witty and Flu hiding at
these days

Flu's out there workin' for da man, he sends his best to all. He checks the thread out in the evening, but by then everyone is gone. And heaven only knows where Witty is, hopefully tracking down Toots.

Something or somebody? :wink:

CONGRATULATIONS BEN[/color]

It's a Boy!!!!!...7pds and 6oz....19 and 3/4 inches long........JJ has decided to finally grace us with his presence...Born yesterday at 11:25 a.m. Yes that's me grinning from ear to ear

unclelarry wrote:

Something or somebody? :wink:

Both

Situation #1
1) phone rings
2) I answer
3) business partner call & asks if john doe is here
4) I say "no, he is on a job and you know that"
5) business partner says "yeah, I know he is doing a job, so why did I call?"
6) I say "how the h*ll do I know why you called"
7) business partner says "well I am busy so I have to go" & hangs up


Situation #2
1) phone rings
2) I answer
3) jane doe asks "are you home?"
4) I say "no"
5) jane doe asks "where are you then?"
6) I say "home"
7) jane doe says "I thought you said you weren't home"
8) I say "you called me at home where in the h*ll do you think I am at?"
9) jane doe says "oh, I guess that makes sense"
10) I ask "what do you want?"
11) jane doe says "I am having problems figuring out the payroll on my computer. Can you walk me through it?"
12) I say "okay, but remember I have a mac and you have a pc so it will not be worded the same or in the same area"
13) I walk her through it and jane doe says "thanks, I am busy so I have to go, bye"
< this one deserves at least 2 of those

I am not kidding. I am being serious about those phone calls. I am under paid and over worked since I get $0 (frustrated emoticon)

Hey ben
He has arrived finally, no problems and healthy. That is great to hear.