Nope, that wasn't me Gus although I do think that Barry Manilow is the perfect accompaniment.
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 11:48 am
unclelarry, perhaps you could assist me on a matter which is causing me great consternation.
There is a guy from England, goes by the name of Mathos, and he is trying to coerce me into homosexual activities.
I've explained to him that I am straight but he is relentless in his attacks.
How do I stop this monster?
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 12:07 pm
Check the THIS OR THAT THREAD PAGE 850 and see what the dirty old bugger has been doing.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 12:13 pm
I am being stalked.
I feel so helpless.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 12:19 pm
Just you wait till them Yankie cops see what you two have been up to!
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:23 pm
Gus..Gus..Gus.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:27 pm
George Michael has nothing on this pair.
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:36 pm
Gus you know what the judge told you about the coyote/goat three-way thing. Do you want to violate your parole again?
Mathos, I hope that Gus didn't lead you on. The man is as straight as....um.........ahem..........Richard Simmons. In fact he was the fourth alternate, third runner-up in the Charles Nelson Reilly Manly Man contest six years in a row.
He is as tough as they come, I once saw him in a bitch slap fight with an eight year old quadraplegic and almost win
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:38 pm
Gee and I thought he was a pervert!
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:46 pm
Oh Gus is much more than a pervert, he's a renaissance man.
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:52 pm
Mathos, if you'll excuse me I have to summons the legal team, we have much to do before the media gets ahold of this. All I can say is this is going to be very, very expensive. New Identities aren't as cheap as they once were, but then, what is?
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 02:59 pm
Point taken Uncle, we could offer Gus a bargain though, pay up around 250,000 GBP and any property he owns or get him banged up for 35 yrs full term. Do you want to approach him?
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:47 pm
I shall take your offer to Gus, although I do not believe that he will accept it. I just pray that it does not anger him.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:53 pm
We want it to anger him, a calm Gus is no fun, tell him he will get a kick in the balls as well! :wink:
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:55 pm
The kick in the balls did it, ya got yer self a deal!
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 03:56 pm
****, I wanted a fight first!!!
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 04:01 pm
OK, that's doable. And for the kick in the balls Gus specified that you must use steel toed work boots, or the deal's off.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 04:04 pm
I was just lacing them up! Ask him if he wants to watch or does he need a blindfold?
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unclelarry
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 04:11 pm
Oh you know Gus, he likes to watch. By the way the DVD will be available on Monday for $19.99 USD +S&H. And if you act now you will receive absolutely free the Gus/Coyote/Goat blooper video. Operators are standing by.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Jun, 2007 04:20 pm
Order placed, reference GUS/0589
Take care Uncle, see you tomorrow.. :wink:
What do ya think Mathos, I reckon they're all related them Yanks, don't trust the f*****s..Dead right son, Give em all a kick in the balls.
