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Fri 6 Apr, 2007 02:33 pm
I get a lot of PMs from people on this site requesting to lick me in various places and for various durations. This happens very often in my normal life as well. I don't know why. Maybe it's some quirk in my personality. Or a certain pheromone in my sweat that makes people want to lick me. I may never know for sure why people want to lick me, but they do. I've always politely refused these requests in the past, but I'm in a giving mood today. I've decided to finally give in and allow you all to lick me. But only on my terms, as described below:
1. Everyone gets one free lick. You may pick whichever part or parts of my body that you want. The lick can last for as long as you want, but as soon as your tongue leaves my skin, the lick is over, and you must go back to the end of the line if you want another one.
2. This is a limited time offer. In exactly three days, this offer will end, and nobody will be allowed to lick me anywhere again until I decide to extend this gracious offer again.
3. I reserve the right to refuse a lick to any person or persons for any reason.
4. I reserve the right to declare a lick complete at any time and for any reason.
Well...your hour has finally come, people of A2K! You may now commence licking!
I would like to lick your uvula.
So, back from vacation?
How was Boca Raton?
No Boca. Cocoa beach, Palm Bay, Cassadega, Daytona, Pt. St. Lucie, Orlando and South Beach. Excellent...
TTH's dog is the only one who made a request about licking you, kicky.
I'd like to lick you behind the gym after school.
TTH is still around? I got many requests from her. I hope she sees this thread so she can get all her licks in.
By the way, the mystery is now solved. THIS is what everyone has been waiting for in
THE LINE.
i answered "other" -- once you've been licked in the philbis region, you'll never want to be licked anywhere else...
Region Philbis wrote:once you've been licked in the philbis region, you'll never want to be licked anywhere else...
I have read about this technique in jespah's bestselling manual (my wife has a copy).
No offense; but the thought of licking you is strangely nauseating...
(don't take it too personally)
Hmm...maybe I should start the "I'd rather lick" ________ thread...
I voted "eyeball" just for Nabokovian vibe of it.
My sin, my soul. Kick-y-can: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Kick. Y. Can.
Sturgis wrote:No offense; but the thought of licking you is strangely nauseating...
(don't take it too personally)
Hmm...maybe I should start the "I'd rather lick" ________ thread...
If you only knew how smooth, creamy and tasty my skin is, you'd change your tune. I am the original "creamy italian."
It looks like happycat's on her way to the bahamas!
boomerang wrote:I voted "eyeball" just for Nabokovian vibe of it.
My sin, my soul. Kick-y-can: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Kick. Y. Can.
interesting. Nabokov, huh. Now there's a guy we didn't cover in high school english.
In "Lolita" the first real contact between Humbert Humbert and Lolita was when he licked a stray eyelash from her eyeball.
And, yeah, I don't think they do Nabokov in high school! But maybe they should do "Bend Sinister".
Are you saying that I'd be playing the part of Lolita in this scenario? Hmmm...I can work with that.
Then we can move on to "Suburban Souls".
I like a man with some.... ahhh.... literature..... under his belt.
I am NOT going to lick you kicky!
My tongue is not long enough to reach all the way over there.
Your poll for this thread is on the
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