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Off-color and/or drinking songs

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2007 03:12 pm
A staple of UT Longhorn Band parties (to the tune of Finiculi, Finicula):

I went home last night and masturbated....
It felt so good....
I knew it would!
Went home last night and masturbated...
It felt so nice...
I did it twice!

Mash it!
Bash it!
Bang it against the wall!
Wrap it around the bed post,
Give it no rest at all!

(And I forget how it ends, as I always fell asleep....)
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2007 03:43 pm
Here's most of the refrain from something called singing Irish. May or may not have another name. Verses are creative and unlimited.

They were fighters
And Blighters
And Irish dynamiters
They were men of high position
They were Irish politicians. . . ,

dum, da dum etc, etc, etc.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2007 03:45 pm
Re: Off-color and/or drinking songs
DrewDad wrote:
A(And I forget how it ends, as I always fell asleep....)


Exactly!
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2007 07:57 pm
There once was a man from nantucket
Who's <beep> was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a <bleep> I would <blooop> it."
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 07:11 am
aye aye aye aye
si si senora
my sister belinda she pissed out the winda
all over my new sombrero

knock knock!
whos there?
lena
lena who?
lena up against the wall and give her a gang bang


When a man grows old and his ball grow cold
and the tip of his knob turns blue
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.

So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,
And a tale to you I will tell
About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
And a whore named Eskimo Nell.
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