Do you all know that I live vicariously through your cat stories? I miss Garcon sooo much, but I'm sure he would eat Fred, Bob's parrot. We've talked about getting a kitten--they seem to be adaptable to any other animal.
Let's hear more about Mikey and Flattie.
And just what, pray tell, are Oscar and Miranda? Chopped liver?
Harrumph....
All together now - ready?????
1, 2, 3.....
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Hey Deb, You used too many Rs. You screwed up the page width. Oscar and Miranda are not chopped liver. Nor are Possum and Rosie. However, in answer to the question about who else Diane may have offended, I have to say No, not everyone. Hahahahahhahahahahahha.
Page width is fine for me????? I did worry about that.
I've just realised how amazingly like Rosie's silhouette and speed my avatar is .... I have a friend who has an expression that 'forthcoming events cast shadows' - the avatar preceded Rosie's arrival.
Roberta
No, don't chase him. It'll only encourage the little devil!

You obviously spend too much time with the mouse & he's jealous!
I love it!
Oh my God, I'm struck speechless with remorse!!!
Oscar and Miranda, Possum, Rosie, I'm struck speechless with remorse. The women who work for you have informed me in almost violent terms that I'm a thoughtless, clueless dork who hasn't been spending enough time around cats or I obviously wouldn't have made such an utterly stupid and callous faux paw.
I realize that you won't be able to forgive me for a dignified and lengthy period, but please give me a little slack, for pity's sake. I'm a forgetful old broad!!!
pssst, Diane: Get a kitten!
Olga, I gotta chase him. I need my mouse pad. Yesterday the monster pushed the send fax button while I was on the phone. All this computer/telephone interest. Maybe he's an aspiring office worker. Hey, Mikey. Get your fuzzy butt to work!
Is he still raiding your pots of flowers? I love the idea of Mikey running around the room with a flower in his mouth!
Oscar and Miranda wish me to inform Diane that they are considering her apology.
Psssssst! The atmosphere is still pretty icy, Diane - but I am working on it!)
Aw, be nice to Diane, Oscar & Miranda!
Pretty please?
We are Siamese if you please...
We are Siamese if you don't please.....
And how are your darlings, dlowan?
Anything to report?
They're ok, for li'l bastids.....
I had flowers here in November. Very exciting stuff. Mikey actually shuddered with delight. If he was a good boy (ha!), I took down the vase and let him sniff and nibble. He ran off with one of them. I never found it. Maybe he ate it.
Hey, Deb. Lady and the Tramp. We are former residents of Siam. There are no finer cats than I am. Meow. Peggy Lee. C'mon Miranda and Oscar. Give Diane a break.