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Monkeys To Fly Out Of My Butt On April 1, 2007

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Bi-Polar Bear
 
Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 05:07 pm
Because all of you follow the teachings of Paul or some other guy instead of Jesus.

April is the beginning of my busy season and I'll be so sore from all those monkeys I'll need to cancel my gigs and my family will starve.

Repent, you selfish heathern bastards.
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BDV
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 05:14 pm
Must be a terrible time of year for you Sad
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Tico
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 06:09 pm
Will there be pictures?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 06:10 pm
Maybe just the music cd's.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 06:26 pm
Maybe some chocolate rabbits??
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 06:52 pm
April 1 is the day the A2K hamsters traditionally play their pranks. I expect to see monkeys shooting out of Bear's avatar.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 07:05 pm
bi-polar bear is an anagram for labia prober.

Coincidence?

I think not.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 07:07 pm
Oh my gosh you guys are so good at this...
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George
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2007 07:39 pm
Not gonna try to follow that one...
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Tico
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:03 pm
Looking at Boomerang's post --

There ARE pictures! Shocked (Well, at least one.) But the monkey isn't flying out his butt.
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:15 pm
Might I suggest some lubricant, to ease in "casting out" the simian obstructions.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:19 pm
Re: Monkeys To Fly Out Of My Butt On <img src=
<img> wrote:
Because all of you follow the teachings of Paul or some other guy instead of Jesus.

<img> is the beginning of my busy season and I'll be so sore from all those monkeys I'll need to cancel my gigs and my family will starve.

Repent, you selfish heathern bastards.



There is no r in heathen, properly speaking, by which I deduce that you have no rs for monkeys to fly out of.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:23 pm
BI-Polar Bear said
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Repent, you selfish heathern bastards.


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There is no r in heathen, properly speaking, by which I deduce that you have no rs for monkeys to fly out of.


The cleverness of that needs special recognition. I love it. Especially on April 1


Even Bush agrees, that douche bag.
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Tico
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:31 pm
That's funny!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:34 pm
bite my dems
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:37 pm
<b>Davy Crockett</b> wrote:
bite my dems



Why thank you Farmerman!!!


I love that you found my funny funny.


Funny, I have always wanted you to find me funny!



(I love that little lizard.....this is gonna look so pointless tomorrow)
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:40 pm
hee hee. I know. Good thing Im many years sober. Otherwise Id think that I morphed into ERHUME P. FROTHINGSLOSH

PS "bite my dems" was supposed to show a mule kicking but I guess that wasnt the word
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 08:00 pm
<b>Davy Crockett</b> wrote:
hee hee. I know. Good thing Im many years sober. Otherwise Id think that I morphed into ERHUME P. FROTHINGSLOSH

PS "bite my dems" was supposed to show a mule kicking but I guess that wasnt the word



Bite my Democrats?
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Eorl
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 09:06 pm
Re: Monkeys To Fly Out Of My Butt On <img src=
<img> wrote:
Because all of you follow the teachings of Paul or some other guy instead of Jesus.

<img> is the beginning of my busy season and I'll be so sore from all those monkeys I'll need to cancel my gigs and my family will starve.

Repent, you selfish heathern bastards.


There was a tsunami. Better brace yourself Bi.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 09:20 pm
Re: Monkeys To Fly Out Of My Butt On <img src=
<img> wrote:
<img> wrote:
Because all of you follow the teachings of Paul or some other guy instead of Jesus.

<img> is the beginning of my busy season and I'll be so sore from all those monkeys I'll need to cancel my gigs and my family will starve.

Repent, you selfish heathern bastards.


There was a tsunami. Better brace yourself Bi.


Eorl.....What is your avatar?


It actually looks like a cat's bum on my computer.
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