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When you want to strangle someone...

 
 
Swimpy
 
Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 02:55 pm
at work. What do you do to get through to the end of the day.

Someone here has pissed me off to the point that if she shows her face in my office i might just rip it off and hand it to her. I can't say anything to her or I'll be the one in trouble. Help me fantasize her demise, would you please?
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 03:00 pm
Ooowee!
Close the door to your office.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 03:07 pm
Boiling oil?
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 03:09 pm
Tuck sushi behind their office bookcase and wait a few days. (I read that in the first chapter in a new novel. Laughed til I almost cried.)
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 03:16 pm
eoe wrote:
Tuck sushi behind their office bookcase and wait a few days. (I read that in the first chapter in a new novel. Laughed til I almost cried.)


That would be funny. On second thohgt, she'd just eat it.

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Boiling oil?


I like the way you think, Drewdad.
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 03:17 pm
Swimpy wrote:
eoe wrote:
Tuck sushi behind their office bookcase and wait a few days. (I read that in the first chapter in a new novel. Laughed til I almost cried.)


That would be funny. On second thohgt, she'd just eat it.


Not if she can't find it.
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plantress
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 10:35 am
ask her what that smell is everytime she comes around your office. Make a face of distaste and say "do you smell that?" Then, if she says, "what smell?" quickly put on a poker face and say "nevermind!" vehemently.

I have a coworker who has agreed to call me when the over chatty person comes to call. We pretend that it is vital
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:15 am
Limberger. Rubbed on the underside of her desk....
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:17 am
You're all amateurs. You kill her with kindness, Swimpy.

In the morning, you'll go over to her desk with a concerned look
and ask her: "Are you all right?" She'll probably answer with: "Yes, why?"
You: "I don't know you look awfully pale. Are you sure you're not sick?"
If she says no, she's fine, approach her again an hour later: "I'm sorry
Tusnelda, but you look even worse now. There is this virus going around,
you probably caught it and don't know it yet."
By then she'll probably will feel not that good either and if you keep
it up and have some other co-workers chime in, she will feel sick and
stay home the next day.

For her birthday, give a party in her honor and hold it at the McDonald's
playground.

Does she drink coffee? Switch it to decaf for 3 weeks, then buy espresso beans.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:18 am
Swimpy, I feel your frustration.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:24 am
Swimpy?

SWIMPY!!!

(She didn't kill her really, didn't she?)
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 04:56 pm
No, Walter. I didn't kill her, yet. I'm just plotting for the future. These are some great suggestions, I must say. CJane, you're evil and I mean that in a good way :wink:
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:10 am
Swimpy--

Sorry. I have no vivid ideas--but much sympathy.
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:11 am
Thanks, Noddy. I just have to hold out for a few more years and she'll retire.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:12 am
Ugh! I just have to wait for another 5 months for my pest to go away.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:22 am
Ballbearings scattered on the floor....
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:59 am
Swimpy--

"A few more years" can be an eternity. By that time your restraint will have allowed you to accumulate enough gold stars to provide a sizable mounting block into heave.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 12:01 pm
I've got the solution...














































rap music

Mwahahahahahahaha!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 12:38 pm
Or, you could leave a message on her phone.
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Miller
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 01:09 pm
Re: When you want to strangle someone...
Swimpy wrote:
at work. What do you do to get through to the end of the day.

Someone here has pissed me off to the point that if she shows her face in my office i might just rip it off and hand it to her. I can't say anything to her or I'll be the one in trouble. Help me fantasize her demise, would you please?


When these situations become unbearable, the best thing to do is just walk away.
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