When you want to strangle someone...

Ooowee!
Close the door to your office.

Boiling oil?

Tuck sushi behind their office bookcase and wait a few days. (I read that in the first chapter in a new novel. Laughed til I almost cried.)

That would be funny. On second thohgt, she'd just eat it.



I like the way you think, Drewdad.

Not if she can't find it.

ask her what that smell is everytime she comes around your office. Make a face of distaste and say "do you smell that?" Then, if she says, "what smell?" quickly put on a poker face and say "nevermind!" vehemently.

I have a coworker who has agreed to call me when the over chatty person comes to call. We pretend that it is vital

Limberger. Rubbed on the underside of her desk....

You're all amateurs. You kill her with kindness, Swimpy.

In the morning, you'll go over to her desk with a concerned look
and ask her: "Are you all right?" She'll probably answer with: "Yes, why?"
You: "I don't know you look awfully pale. Are you sure you're not sick?"
If she says no, she's fine, approach her again an hour later: "I'm sorry
Tusnelda, but you look even worse now. There is this virus going around,
you probably caught it and don't know it yet."
By then she'll probably will feel not that good either and if you keep
it up and have some other co-workers chime in, she will feel sick and
stay home the next day.

For her birthday, give a party in her honor and hold it at the McDonald's
playground.

Does she drink coffee? Switch it to decaf for 3 weeks, then buy espresso beans.

Swimpy, I feel your frustration.

Swimpy?

SWIMPY!!!

(She didn't kill her really, didn't she?)

No, Walter. I didn't kill her, yet. I'm just plotting for the future. These are some great suggestions, I must say. CJane, you're evil and I mean that in a good way :wink:

Swimpy--

Sorry. I have no vivid ideas--but much sympathy.

Thanks, Noddy. I just have to hold out for a few more years and she'll retire.

Ugh! I just have to wait for another 5 months for my pest to go away.

Ballbearings scattered on the floor....

Swimpy--

"A few more years" can be an eternity. By that time your restraint will have allowed you to accumulate enough gold stars to provide a sizable mounting block into heave.

I've got the solution...














































rap music

Mwahahahahahahaha!

Or, you could leave a message on her phone.

Re: When you want to strangle someone...


When these situations become unbearable, the best thing to do is just walk away.