Bumper stickers

Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed!
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I Want to Die in My Sleep Like My Grandfather Did...
NOT Screaming and Yelling Like the Passengers in His Car
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Don't Pray In Our School & I Won't Think In Your Church
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When Clinton Lied Nobody Died..!
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STOP REPEAT OFFENDERS
DON'T RE-ELECT THEM
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IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK
BOTHER YOU
TURN UP YOUR RADIO
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ARE YOU HAVING PHONE SEX OR
DO YOU ALWAYS DRIVE THAT WAY?
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Somewhere in Texas theres a village missing an idiot.
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If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?