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Thu 15 Mar, 2007 10:06 am
Who knew?
I mean, I knew Ron Jeremy had
banged thousands, but
killed thousands in a nightmare of fire, collapsing metal, and exploding glass?
Talk about a curveball.
dammit!
I just freakin' knew it.
He uses plastic walmart bags as luggage. If that isn't a terrorist, my name is shitforbrains.
Wasn't he making nicey nicey with Tammy Faye Baker about that same time in that "C" celebrities living together show?
I bet they planned it together as some sort of fundamentalist strike against the US for allowing ____________.
(fill in the blank with your favorite Robertson or Falwell quote.)
I feel a touch 'saner' knowing I am NOT the only person who had to look twice at that picture of "Ron Jeremy..."
Honestly, I always figured I would see a headline such as this...
"Ron Jeremy, arrested today for assault with a deadly weapon, pictures on page 2."
"had future plan to attack america with a suitcase (full of extenz) bomb !!".
DrewDad wrote:Who's Ron Jeremy?
I'm not getting it either.
littlek wrote:DrewDad wrote:Who's Ron Jeremy?
I'm not getting it either.
Ah... he's a hirtsu, overweight and greasy looking porn star.
Hmmm. Yeah, looks like there may be a connection...
Ron, says he sports a 9.75 incher, I've seen the thing...{on video, not IRL} many, many years ago, and by guessing I'd say that is fairly accurate...it is long folks. But it was not impressive...looked to be not much thicker than a Bic lighter....my ego was not even dented.
My comment on the first page should read....pictures {of the weapon} on page 2-3, and part of 4.