Ron Jeremy Responsible for 9/11

dammit!

I just freakin' knew it.

He uses plastic walmart bags as luggage. If that isn't a terrorist, my name is shitforbrains.

Wasn't he making nicey nicey with Tammy Faye Baker about that same time in that "C" celebrities living together show?

I bet they planned it together as some sort of fundamentalist strike against the US for allowing ____________.

(fill in the blank with your favorite Robertson or Falwell quote.)

I feel a touch 'saner' knowing I am NOT the only person who had to look twice at that picture of "Ron Jeremy..."

Honestly, I always figured I would see a headline such as this...

"Ron Jeremy, arrested today for assault with a deadly weapon, pictures on page 2."

"had future plan to attack america with a suitcase (full of extenz) bomb !!".

Who's Ron Jeremy?

That is great!

I'm not getting it either.

Ah... he's a hirtsu, overweight and greasy looking porn star.

Hmmm. Yeah, looks like there may be a connection...

Ron, says he sports a 9.75 incher, I've seen the thing...{on video, not IRL} many, many years ago, and by guessing I'd say that is fairly accurate...it is long folks. But it was not impressive...looked to be not much thicker than a Bic lighter....my ego was not even dented.

My comment on the first page should read....pictures {of the weapon} on page 2-3, and part of 4.