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Tue 13 Mar, 2007 11:58 am
FAUX NEWS, BAHSTIN, Mar 13, 2007
Inside sources, close to Massachuselly Governor Deval Patrick, have revealed that the Governor is known to sleep at least six hours each day, and on some occasions, for as long as eight hours each day.
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This is a travesty. This man is being paid taxpayer dollars. Never mind that i don't live in Massachuselly, i am incensed. I want my money back ! ! ! Well, i want somebody's money . . .
Don't forget he has a Cadillac for a limo.
The man's indecencies just pile up.
How long is this joker taking for his lunch? Huh, huh?
Somebody should go through his schedule with a fine-tooth comb.
Mr. B has a Cadalliac. He sleeps. He has lunch.
Oh my god! I married to the governer of Mass!
<sigh>
How much do I owe you, Setanta?
Couple a thou . . . don't sweat it . . . i'll be along later in the year to crash on your sofa for a couple of months . . .
Don't you realize Deval is almost spelled like Devil???
Oh
My
God . . .
How could i have missed that ? ! ? ! ?
And do you realize how close is name is to evil? If you just drop the "D" and change a little old "a" to an "i"? We may well be on to something here.
I resent that this thread has been moved to the Humor forum.
This thread is a satire of another thread about this gentleman, which is far more ridiculous than this thread--yet it has been left standing in the politics forum.
I guess the moderators are either conservatives, or satire-challenged.
I resent that his last name, Patrick, means pat, trick. I mean, doing tricks, and him a governor.
Precisely . . . this sort of thing should never be tolerated by right-thinking, and -leaning, true 'Merican patriots . . . hey . . . wait a minute . . . Pat Riots ? ! ? ! ?
The man is a homo sapiens, fer cryin out loud.
And, another thing- Who has counted his eyebrow hairs? Can we be sure he has the proper number?
He uses genuine Charmin instead of the store brand in his office bathroom.
And that's
MY TAX MONEY he's buying it with!
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