Van Halen Enters Group Therapy

Didn't metallica do that?

Was that supposed to be a joke?

you tell me....

It could just be pub for their upcoming tour but...why bother? If they don't get along then to hell with it. Surely they made enough money their first go 'round.

I have no freaking idea.

I've never watched Dr. phil, but he seems like a dipshit.

Check out under the headline:

SATIRE

Somebody Get Me a Doctor

(One, two, three, four)
Ooh yeah! Ow-ow!

You better call me a doctor, feelin' no pain
Overloaded, down the drain

Somebody get me a doctor

You better call up the ambulance I'm, deep in shock
Overloaded baby, I can hardly walk

Somebody get me a doctor (Ooh!)
Somebody get me a doctor

Yeah! I'm feelin' over fine
And I'm speedin', down that line

Woo, woo!

(Guitar Solo)

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woo!
Oh, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

Ow!
Ooo!

Ya better call up a doctor, feelin high
I'm overloaded baby, I say "Bye-bye!"

Somebody get me a doctor. Oh, yeah!
Somebody get me a doctor. Ooh, ooh!
Somebody get me a doctor. Ah, yeah!
Ooh!

Somebody give me a shot!

oooooohhhh.....

satire, I get satire.