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Global Warming Proponents - You Need to Hunt

 
 
cjhsa
 
Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:12 am
The latest "report" from the UN outlines a new tidbit of information that they are going to try and hide for the time being. Their report shows that Animal Husbandry is the biggest threat, producer and contributor of "greenhouse gasses" and "global warming."

That's right, it is now suggested that cow and bovine farms produce more "greenhouse gasses" than all of the automobiles and man made producers of "greenhouse gasses" combined.

So the New World Order Elitist Socialist Ruling Class will be after all meat farmers to tax them into extinction since Bovine Flatulence is the worlds biggest cause of "greenhouse gasses" and "global warming."

But welcoming the UN and all of their elitist socialist new world order-mo's to start touting this information for their own ulterior motives, because, frankly, there can be only one conclusion to draw from this madness...

That fair-chase hunting for wild game is the only acceptable source of meat and protein rich table fare. That all of us hunters have been righteously enlightened all along, and that us hunter-gatherers have been doing is right all along. That hunting is the true honest and right way of providing meat and sustenance for our families and communities.

So the only intellectually honest conclusion to be drawn from this "new" information is that guns, hunting, and gun ownership is the ONLY proper and righteous (archery and fishing not withstanding or to be excluded by any means) of providing protein rich meat and sustenance for the American populous.

Lock and load PETA putzes. Shootemup!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:00 am
cjhsa wrote:
righteously enlightened

Hee hee... you said "load."
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:08 am
That driving all the way to the mountains in a massive great 4wd to go hunting undoes any savings you may have been credited with.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:12 am
We got yer carbon credits right heah.

http://www.cabinsnorth.com/Cnv0008Buck%20pole.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:16 am
They all tried to surrender and you still shot?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:18 am
Is that mesh fencing to stop them running away so you can get an easy shot?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:20 am
Bwahahahahah! Good one dadpad. Show your stuff dude.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:22 am
http://www.atlantaillustrated.com/funpage/216/1.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:23 am
And... based on the article... it should be "methane credits."
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:28 am
Shocked
They gonna eat all them?
Good thing they
only know words
of one syllable
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:43 am
my contribution to carbon reduction

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/dadpad/online%20photos/Tolmie.jpg
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:48 am
Is that a giant methane cloud above your head?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:48 am
cjhsa wrote:
http://www.atlantaillustrated.com/funpage/216/1.jpg


about that bottom row in the picture....that's how cj and his compadres greet each other at the local VFW after a long day in the woods together..... beer, buttsweat and manly companionship.... it's the simple pleasures for cj...
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old europe
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:49 am
See, cjhsa, you got it all backwards. Of course methane is a problem. But we've already come up with a solution:

Quote:
Cultivated Meat
The Dutch cultivate minced meat in a petri dish

Marianne Heselmans

Vegetarian alternatives for meat will get competition from real artificial meat. The universities of Eindhoven, Utrecht and Amsterdam are working to cultivate muscles out of the stem cells of a pig.

SOON THERE COULD BE a meatmaker by the breadmaker. In the evening we throw some pig stem cells in the warm bioreactor and the following morning we get minced pork. During the night, we sleep soundly, not feeling guilty about stressed piglets and vast soy fields, as the stem cells transform into myoblasts, the myoblasts transform into small muscle fibers and the muscle fibers form tissue.

The idea is not so bizarre anymore, since the Senter/Novem Institute of the Department of Economic Affairs has allotted a two million euro subsidy for a project to cultivate pork meat out of stem cells. "Six years from now we might already have a product," says Dr. Henk Haagsman, Professor of Meat Sciences at the University of Utrecht. "No loin, yet, but indeed a kind of minced meat the catering industry can use in pizza's or sauces.''

[...]

Cultivated meat could have the additional advantage of allowing one to control the fat content or improve the ratio of good fats to bad fats. And the danger for infection is lower, because the bioreactors can be kept sterile, unlike animal farms and slaughterhouses.

In the meantime the non-profit organization New Harvest has been created in the United States, with three Dutch people on the Board of Directors, working to bring cultivated meat closer to reality.



See? It's easy. We can outlaw your guns, confiscate them, abandon cow and bovine farms, and still have enough meat on our table. How do you like that?

Laughing
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:53 am
Or we could all eat far less meat. I met an educated woman we was shocked to learn that you didn't need to eat meat in at least 2 out three meals a day.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:53 am
That is truly disgusting OE. And I mean that in the most pukable way possible.

Thanks for the heads up on "New Harvest" though. If anything needs to be "banned" it is ridiculous, life threatening **** like that.
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old europe
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:56 am
cjhsa wrote:
That is truly disgusting OE. And I mean that in the most pukable way possible.


Thanks. I was trying to reciprocate.

Apparently, I've been successful.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:57 am
we're overlooking the best sort of meat source.... soylent green baby....
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 09:17 am
Buttsweat and BEers. That'd be a great name for a Rockband.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 09:19 am
farmerman wrote:
Buttsweat and BEers. That'd be a great name for a Rockband.


A Ted Nugent tribute band....
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