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The A2K Nursing Home

 
 
wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:22 pm
Gus,

Memorial in the cafeteria tomorrow for your late friend. Coincidentally, the cook will be making lamb for us afterwards.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:25 pm
Do the lambs still scream, wandel?

Well.... do they?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:31 pm
gunibal lecterhoffer. the lambs have been dead for four decades now. snap out of it already!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:43 pm
http://lcweb2.loc.gov/frd/cs/armenia/am01_05a.jpg

Gustav eyed the photographer warily. "I wonder if he saw me cheating Edgar", Gus mused, "why should it matter? The man's brain is nothing but pudding. What does it hurt if I cheat?"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:49 pm
http://www.vac-acc.gc.ca/content/history/canadianforces/photosabroad/images/photo4.jpg

littlek had been sitting for hours on the chair outside the nursing home door. "Will he show?", she muttered to herself. And then, there he was.. her son and his wife. She took his hand and begin to ask in her trembling voice all sorts of questions about his life in the military.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:54 pm
Checkers? I thoght they were crackers and ate them.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 07:55 pm
http://sitio.globo.com/TVGlobo/CMA_Generico_Producao/tvg_repfoto_imagem_classe/0,9310,348996_4,00.GIF

farmerman was walking by snood's room when he heard snood yell, "Hey,farmerman, I got Gus's hat! He doesn't know I took it! How do I look?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:07 pm
Dagmarka had her plan all worked out. She would use the fruit to attract patiodog. Once he came by her apartment and saw the fruit he would say, "Ah, such fine-looking fruit, dagmarka!", and she, in turn, would reply, "Why, yes, patiodog, it is fine fruit, but I have nicer fruit inside my apartment. Would you like to see some?"

He would nod in agreement and enter her apartment -- the fly waltzing into the spider's web. Her clothes would come off, and the dog would have nowhere to run --- nowhere to hide.

Dag cackled as she thought of the plan and continued to wait for her prey...

http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/3266/ussr4.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:09 pm
WHAT!?!?!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:10 pm
What what?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:15 pm
gus, would you like a piece of this fine looking juicy pear? right here in this jar. if you just reach in and grasp it in your fist...


....there. that should occupy him for a few hours.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:20 pm
The tension level was beginning to reach uncomfortable levels in the A2K nurshing home. Dys surveyed the scene and figured he'd better do something to calm down the agitated residents.

Pulling up a chair, he grabbed his guitar and started to sing a soft old cowboy tune....

http://www.umo.com/images/WashSqOldCowboy08282005fromSH.jpg

The music seemed to work, for soon dagmaraka and littlek quit their prancing and shouting and nestled into a corner, where they held hands and swayed back and forth to the hypnotic music emanating from dys's guitar.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:23 pm
Dasha, what's he saying?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:25 pm
exhausted after a long morning of stirring up **** among the residents, Gus lies down for a nap.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/stevetheq/mummy.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:38 pm
http://www.borge.diesal.de/a2k/bar.gif
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 08:59 pm
(nice clouds!)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 09:34 pm
Thanks! Smile

Phoenix is having computer problems again...

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2001/OldFolkMouse.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 09:40 pm
http://www.chairmanmoo.co.uk/images/news/dying.jpg

Green Witch and Calamity Jane are horrified, during the bingo game, when they realize they are both wearing identical eyeglasses. Jane snaps her head up and surveys the room to see if anyone has noticed. Sure enough, in the corner roger is leaning and whispering to george and Jane is sure the glasses have been noticed and her faux pas brings the redness of shame to her face.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 09:48 pm
Hey, gustav, have you got the new senior citizen cell phone yet?
I bought mine just today!

http://www.mobilewhack.com/images/easy-5-cell-phone-1.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 8 Mar, 2007 09:50 pm
dyslexia found Jesus - gheez whizz

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/crazy_old_man%20copy.jpg
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