Dammit! Who downloaded the virus that's infected my walker? Now I have to reinstall the OS on all five legs!
Beware my +6 Cane of Smiting!
after 40 years.... gus and CJ finally scratch that itch.....
Can't you smell that smell?
oggg....it's coming from YOU drewdad!
CalamityJane wrote:Bipolarbear is being moved to a different nursing home as we speak
I get the credit for that! I reported him for stealing my meds.
Superman's short term memory problem
Superman hates it when the short term memory problem begins:
BBB
Shewolf's beach wet T-shirt days are over.
Chai wrote:oggg....it's coming from YOU drewdad!
No... I think that's the cafeteria.
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Shewolf's beach wet T-shirt days are over.
Do you have a photo for this, BBB? (i am deeply concerned)
Re: BBB
wandeljw wrote:BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Shewolf's beach wet T-shirt days are over.
Do you have a photo for this, BBB? (i am deeply concerned)
Shewolf offered me $1,000 for the negative, but I was in a bad mood and told her to get lost.
BBB :wink:
Now I know why these teeth taste funny. I think they're Chai's. I found them with a bunch of salt packets.
There, There, Jespah. Just throw them back in the denture barrel and pick out another set.
Signed, Nurse Mame
Dang, these two should get a room.
sorry to disabuse you, Chai, but that's not salt. It's dried _____ ....
The nursing home attendant, having just ordered Phoenix to drink her milk, now backed up in fear. Phoenix stared at him and gave him that "look" that was so feared around the nursing home -- the look that said
I'll rip your heart out, sonny, and eat your liver, before I touch that fockin' milk. Do I make myself clear?
