I've been giving some serious thought to this subject, trying to come up with someone famous that would be a fine representative of the Bear. Someone whose life has been similar to the Bear's life and someone who actually looked or looks like the Bear.
I pondered.
Obviously it would have to be someone with a musical background and a bit of mental hysteria. And someone who has had his fair share of groupies.
It struck me like a thunderbolt.
Not only does this guy act like the Bear -- he
looks like the Bear.
I speak of the Polka King.
I speak of Frank Yankovic.
Ladies and gentlemen of A2k, allow me to introduce the new Bear avatar.......