pregnancy

"weird feelings"? What are "weird feelings"?

If you were pregnant, you wouldn't be feeling anything in your abdomen yet.

It's probably gas.

or nerves.

I'm guessing she has been impregnated by something and she in indeed pregnant, but not with child, rather something evil, like a manitou. Or a manatee, but that would be less likely.

At any rate, latina, I would call an exorcist before time runs out on you.

Re: pregnancy


You're not pregnant. However, I suggest you visit a local women's clinic or Planned Parenthood and get some facts about sex and your body. That way the grown ups (and one particular old geezer) will not have cause to tease you. It may also prevent you from getting a STD or becoming pregnant before you want to.

Latina--

Greenwitch is talking good sense.

Are you on a reliable form of birth control? Who is in charge of birth control, you or your bf?

If it's gas a good fart should take care of it.