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Happy Anniversary Honey

 
 
Reply Mon 26 Feb, 2007 02:34 am
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 4 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
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peter louis
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2007 06:43 am
what gift did she want to get previously?
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Quincy
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2007 06:53 pm
NYA-HAHAHAHAH
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zoofer
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2007 02:02 pm
Here is one!
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BlueAwesomeness
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:23 pm
peter louis wrote:
what gift did she want to get previously?


At the risk of telling you something you already know, my guess is it was a car.
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bonnie43
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 08:43 pm
THAT IS VERY FUNNY Laughing
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 2 Dec, 2007 08:53 pm
Laughing
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