Have good fire-cracking

4th of July,
4th of July,
Be careful that M-80,
Does not blow out your eye.

Some fun things to do with firecrackers:

-Sell them to little kids. Money for you, good time for them.
-Place under porch of nursing home where old people are sitting outside(I've actually done this one).
-Flush down toilet in public restroom.
-Throw them at passing cars.
-Tape to back of neighborhood cat, light, and watch the fun begin!
-See if mom was right...will they REALLY blow your fingers off if you hold them in your hand?
-Throw many in neighbor's back yard at 4am, and run inside the house giggling with the lights out.
-"Last one to chug beer has to play 'dodge the hurling firecrackers' drinking game" while friends throw ignited firecrackers at his drunken ass.

Be safe, and remember: Look both ways.