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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 11:22 am
meself and the lady diane have different tastes in ice cream; she likes all the fru fru stuff like peaches and cream while I like vanilla bean so, we have separate cartons of ice cream in the freezer. So this morning at 4:50 in the a.m. I awoke to this immense craving for one spoon of vanilla bean ice cream. I got up and got dressed, made meself a cuppa tea, went to the garage for a smoke and came back in to get my one spoon of vanilla bean ice cream out of the freezer. THERE WAS NONE, the carton was empty. I found my rifle but in the dark I could not find any bullets which is why the lady Diane laughted at me this morning, I ate it, she said, I ate all of it ha, ha, ha, she said.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 11:35 am
ha ha ha

she ate every bit and loved it!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 11:55 am
Chai wrote:
ha ha ha

she ate every bit and loved it!

evil, I didn't eat her ice cream!
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:00 pm
I'll bet it was the most wonderfullest ice cream she ever had.

ha ha ha....
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:03 pm
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dyslexia wrote:
I ate it, she said, I ate all of it ha, ha, ha, she said.


that's just wrong

Setanta knows that he'd be living in the shed with the raccoons if he messed with any of MY treats.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:25 pm
even if they're oh so scrumdellyicious?
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:29 pm
Oh man, I wish I had some vanilla bean ice cream or treats here right now.

I'd eat every last bit of it up.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:30 pm
you should have licked her teeth


you might have gotten at least SOME of the flavor..
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George
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:31 pm
Don't feel bad, Dys. Here, you can have some of my vanilla bean tofu.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 12:47 pm
covered with velveeta..
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 01:02 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
even if ...


especially if
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 02:31 pm
the lady Diane is on her way to the market to get some Vanilla Bean ice cream (prolly some other crap as well)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 03:05 pm
The thing is,you bimbos, I eat about 1 pint per 2 months and the lady Diane is free to e whatever amount she wants (of her own). I never ever touch her ice cream but she ATE ALL OF MINE!
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 03:14 pm
I understand that and you have my full support!
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strawberry333
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 03:15 pm
hahahahaha.

all's fair in love and ice cream.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 03:57 pm
I generally don't take sides in domestic disputes, but this is SERIOUS. IMO, the Lady Diane was WRONG. You don't mess with a guy's ice cream. Some things are sacred.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 05:51 pm
guilt is a wonderful motivator, as I tripe this the lady Diane is at the market refreshing my pint supply of Vanilla Bean ice cream. I may help her unload the car when she gets home.
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caribou
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 05:54 pm
She should have never touched the last of the ice cream!
I feel your early morning pain.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 06:01 pm
I think we need to hear the other side of the Vanilla Bean War story.

(I also like Vanilla Bean, but share interest in Other ice creams.) Given a freezer has only so much room, it's a problem to get enough ice cream in the average appliance.

You could solve this by purchasing a freezer for ice cream only...

as it is, you taunt the poor lady with a visible ice cream carton that is Verboten; not only verboten, but stays there day after day, night after night, flashing it's wee vanilla beanies as soon as the door opens...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 06:04 pm
Osso, you're either with us or against us, it's time to take a stand.
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