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I quit my job today to be a professional hoochy koochie girl

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Chai
 
Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:01 pm
wish me luck
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:05 pm
< inserts $50 bill in Chai's diamond encrusted thong >
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:07 pm
ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO
ROWDY MAMA LIGHT MY FUSE
ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO
GO ON OUT AND SPREAD THE NEWS
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:20 pm
I'm sure you'll be very good.

Will you be a travelling professional hoochy coochy girl?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:28 pm
OK, who else wants to put money in my diamond encrusted thong?

http://images.ninewest.com/images/nw/product/PG.VANICAR.GOLDFB.PD.jpg

20% of all proceeds are going to purchase RAM for A2K.

:wink:
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:28 pm
Wow! Another one drawn in by a "jobs" interesting mix of psychology and logic in a pressurized social situation? Have you been playing at being a hoochy koochie and just realize this year that you are good enough to make a living at it?

... um, good luck.

(Sports & Fitness????)
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:38 pm
Can just picture my feet in a pair of them there sandals.....and a thong.

x
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:40 pm
I'm not gonna ask what kind of "ram...."
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:41 pm
Diamonds might chafe a bit after a while though.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:10 am
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.



he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:19 am
I will pass on some excellent advice given to Craven on his "poker
player" thread:

You've got to know when to hold'em, know when...
er, wait a minute, that's not right...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:22 am
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.



he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.


Don't you worry your sweet little ladybumps, Chai.....me and the boys are working out a supporting dance act for you, when you're greasing up your pole.

In fact, Kicky, farmerman, Roger, The Prince and myself were practising away in the post office queue, only this morning.

Do you like our little routine? To get the full effect, you have to view it on full screen and try to imagine us in bright yellow lycra speedos.

Uh - Huh - Huh - ....Uh - Huh - Huh...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:33 am
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.



he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.


yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:35 am
Here y'go, Chai.


This is us in our little dancing outfits.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/dagmaraka2k/image002.jpg
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George
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:37 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.



he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.


yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

Glancing at that avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think Sozobe is
posting. Then I read the post. Double-take!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 10:51 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Here y'go, Chai.


This is us in our little dancing outfits.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/dagmaraka2k/image002.jpg


little being the operative word....
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 02:35 pm
George wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.



he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.


yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

Glancing at that avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think Sozobe is
posting. Then I read the post. Double-take!


Do you think I have a defamation of character case?

I mean, I AM getting my ass waxed today as it happens, but still...
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George
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 02:51 pm
sozobe wrote:
George wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.



he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.


yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

Glancing at that avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think Sozobe is
posting. Then I read the post. Double-take!


Do you think I have a defamation of character case?

I mean, I AM getting my ass waxed today as it happens, but still...

Ah-oo-gah! Ah-oo-gah!
INFORMATION OVERLOAD! INFORMATION OVERLOAD!
Ah-oo-gah!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 04:14 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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