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Quickly, before it starts!

 
 
Cyracuz
 
Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 12:04 pm
A man comes home from work. He hurries into the livingroom and dumps into his chair in front of the tv and says to his wife: "Hurry! Get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife gets a beer for him, and he tosses it down and goes: "Hurry, another one before it starts!"
The wife gets another beer, and he tosses it down and goes: "Hurry, another one before it starts!"
The wife is getting impatient, but she gets another beer, and the husband tosses it down and goes: "Hurry, another beer before it starts."
But the wife has had enough, and in ourtrage she bursts out: "That's it. Here I've been cleaning your clothes and the house all day, slaving over the stove and making dinner for you. I will not tolerate that you just come home and start drinking beer like this!"
The husband puts down the empty beer bottle and sighs: "It's started"
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