DrewDad wrote:kickycan wrote:Austin is just a big ol' piece of crap hanging on to the lower colon of the country, refusing to be shat out. Who the hell would want to go there?
NYC, that's the place to be...
This is actually how I think we should be promoting Austin. Keep the rabble out.
By Jove, kicky is onto something. I like it.
Austin, a big old piece of hanging crap. Ya'll come.
or
Austin, the dingleberry of the United states.
Austin, if you think looking at flying bats is fun, Ya'll come.
Austin, where George Bush was governor!
Austin, we don't give a **** how yankees do it.
Austin, where extreme religious fanatics and trannys are next door neighbors.
Austin, the place where we love saying to visitors "you think THIS is hot"?!
Austin, the city paralyzed by 31 degree weather.
take it drewdad....you're up....
oh, about the retreat, I guess sharing "feelings" doesn't include telling someone you wish they would f*ck off.
Hey, I got the day off with pay, and got to sleep with my husband instead of one more night howling at the moon or something.
Do you know how embarrassing it is to be sent home from a retreat?
You must leave! You are disturbing the zen!