Dude Wal-Mart Is So Goddamn Gay
============= SF GATE MORNING FIX =============
July 7, 2003 -- Shelley Duvall is 54 today
By Mark Morford:
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"Lube up, lean into the fire, and laugh"
~~ nil desperandum ~~
== THE MEDIA SKEW ==
Fertile weeds from the savage garden of the SF Gate newswires
== Dude Wal-Mart Is So Goddamn Gay ==
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., the nation's largest private employer and one of
the most culturally debilitating, soul-sucking vortexes of all that is creative and divine and good in this world, will now include gays and lesbians in its antidiscrimination policy, gosh how sweet of them.
Company spokesman Tom Williams said the policy will not affect benefits, which Wal-Mart does not offer to unmarried partners of any orientation, and pretty much doesn't offer to tens of thousands of its part-time help as it crams anti-union ideologies down their throats and underpays everyone and is one of the scariest ugliest most frighteningly overlit places to work in the known universe ever.
But he said sexual orientation will be added to the company's existing diversity-awareness training programs for employees, not the slightest bit because they give a damn about gays, but mostly because they are terrified of getting their proto-Christian censorship-happy asses sued to high heaven by the "homosexual agenda," and if you think for one brief moment that Wal-Mart is taking this moderate and barely useful action out of the goodness of its tolerant pro-gay heart, I've got some cheap-ass porcelain monkey bookends and a giant tin of year-old caramel popcorn to sell you, cheap.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2003/07/02/national0542EDT0461.DTL&nl=fix