Ten things to think about this new year

Ten things to think about this new year



10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

2 - In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants
and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration