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Fri 12 Jan, 2007 08:23 pm
I've fallen and I can't get up.
Re: HELP ME!
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've fallen and I can't get up.
Probably a minor question but.....how'd you manage to type in your plea for assistance?
His computer has voice recognition.
ossobuco wrote:Roll over, please.
Dainty folk, don't read the rest of this post...
Legend goes like this... One afternoon, Tennessee Williams is in bed with one of his boys for hire, smoking and drinking after the act.
The playwright says to the boy, "Roll over."
"Sorry, sir," says the boy. "I don't catch. I only pitch."
Says Mr. Williams: "I don't want to f*ck, boy. I want to put out my cigar."
Chai wrote:His computer has voice recognition.
Oh sure, the smart kid on the block shows up!
Re: HELP ME!
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've fallen and I can't get up.
Actually that was just the repossessors taking away your sofa, they tend to just toss debtors on the floor before carting off their belongings.
You know how he really fell?
I boobed him when he wasn't looking, and knocked his ass over tea kettle.
Are you all right really gus?
Dont mess with us, cause you know we would do every thing we can to help you if you are really in strife.
C'mon, Chai. I knock me over, too.
(Wait. You're not Ann Richards, are you?)
I have it on the best authority that what he MEANT to say was:
Help, I've fallen and I can't get IT up...
Or was that,
Help, I'm Drunk and I can't get it up!
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