Sweetness, you glitter all over and shine in my eyes. Wanna take a ride in my Ford Focus?
>Insert any Monty Python quote here.<
"Is the snot all over my sweatshirt what you're looking at?, It's 'cause my nose gets all drippy while I'm jogging"
I'd like to buy you a drink... can I borrow ten bucks?
dadpad wrote:jespah, you seem to know a heap of "worst pickup lines" is this as a result of pitchin' or catchin'?
A bit o' both, actually. Which reminds me of another --
Am I on fire?
Good thing I got my library card cause I'm checking you out.
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Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven.
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Baby you smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
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You so hot, you gonna the melt the elastic in my underwear.
(Learn best from movies and Weird Al :wink: )
