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Worst pickup lines .... ever

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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 10:56 am
I'm dying and I've never been with a woman.







No, wait, that might be a good one.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 10:59 am
Or try the opposite:

Baby, I've slept with a ton of women. Let's say you find out what all the fuss is about?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 11:17 am
I just got one of those penis enlargement surgeries. You want to take it on its maiden voyage?
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parados
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 11:23 am
So, I'm curious. Are you as good in bed as your daughter?
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fbaezer
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 01:25 pm
Are you a man or a woman?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 03:54 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Another reject... Hell Slap, you've probably tried that one. Laughing
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:34 pm
My parole officer will probably want to meet you.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:35 pm
Would you mind paying for dinner? I'm a little short this month.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:35 pm
Do you mind if my kids come along?
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:36 pm
I'm just waiting for my new dentures.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:37 pm
I get free medicare on Welfare.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:37 pm
Whoa - what's that horrible smell? Oh! It's your breath!
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:41 pm
He: "I'm a man of few words. Yes or no?"

She: "Your place or mine?"

He: "Well, if we have to have a long conversation, faggitaboudit." (Stalks off.)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 06:19 pm
OCCOM BILL wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Another reject... Hell Slap, you've probably tried that one. Laughing


No, but I've used "your parents must be retarded...because you're special."

I've never used a pickup line on anyone I was actually interested in talking to though. What comes out of my mouth naturally is usually enough to piss them off without lines.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 06:50 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
OCCOM BILL wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Another reject... Hell Slap, you've probably tried that one. Laughing


No, but I've used "your parents must be retarded...because you're special."

I've never used a pickup line on anyone I was actually interested in talking to though. What comes out of my mouth naturally is usually enough to piss them off without lines.
Well than it's still fresh. I'm using it tonight if, "Excuse me... did you just boob me?" doesn't work. :wink: I'll use um like the old one two!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:31 am
May I interest you in some fine Amway products?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 09:38 am
For the females on this forum to use:

"I couldn't help noticing you're wearing white socks and brown shoes and you sprinkled vinegar on your potato chips. What part of Rhode Island you from?"
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Vinny Z
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 09:43 am
Your husband is behind on the vig, but maybe you could help him out.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 09:44 am
Uh, does it bother you if I have boils on my butt?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 10:09 am
Uh, does it bother you that I have a steel plate in my head?
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