gustavratzenhofer wrote:Two hands indeed. I am confident enough to say that my sausage would be handled with ease by Jane with one hand.
Just as I suspected: small wiener!
Just how big is Joe anyway?
Two hands?
A woman can easily heft a baseball bat with one hand, but what does it take for her to use two?
Something like a roll of tarpaper maybe.
Jeez, Joe, what the hell are you going to do with that thing?
CalamityJane wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:Two hands indeed. I am confident enough to say that my sausage would be handled with ease by Jane with one hand.
Just as I suspected: small wiener!
Ha! You call two inches small?
That's right, woman.... walk away in fear.
(put Hubble telescope away)
The voices in my head told me to ask you out.
I'm a nice guy, unmarried, with a decent job. I would never do anything to hurt you.
(I would like to go crusing for chicks with Gus. Then I could use this line.)
Hey, you want me or the disgusting guy?
Joe(I'll be the one in the shirt and tie.)Nation
no pants, just shirt and tie
Well, then you can also use this one:
I'm not wearing any pants.
Did you spill your drink or are you just happy to see me?
Could you please pay my bills while I hang around your house, avoid picking up after myself and just get high all the time?
jespah wrote:Could you please pay my bills while I hang around your house, avoid picking up after myself and just get high all the time?
Look, there's no reason to be hurtful toward your fellow members. I thought this thread was in good fun.
would you rather die by a bullet to the head or by hanging?
Does this look infected to you?
I am not an animal! I am a man!
jespah, you seem to know a heap of "worst pickup lines" is this as a result of pitchin' or catchin'?
Well, sure I have poor hygiene. But no one notices because of my breath.
