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Worst pickup lines .... ever

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:45 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Two hands indeed. I am confident enough to say that my sausage would be handled with ease by Jane with one hand.


Just as I suspected: small wiener!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:47 pm
Just how big is Joe anyway?

Two hands?

A woman can easily heft a baseball bat with one hand, but what does it take for her to use two?

Something like a roll of tarpaper maybe.

Jeez, Joe, what the hell are you going to do with that thing?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:48 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Two hands indeed. I am confident enough to say that my sausage would be handled with ease by Jane with one hand.


Just as I suspected: small wiener!


Ha! You call two inches small?

That's right, woman.... walk away in fear.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:52 pm
(put Hubble telescope away)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:56 pm
I oughta...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 08:58 pm
Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 09:22 pm
dyslexia wrote:
So, you know both Steve and June?


Quien?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jan, 2007 08:31 am
The voices in my head told me to ask you out.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jan, 2007 08:56 am
$50?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jan, 2007 10:08 am
I'm a nice guy, unmarried, with a decent job. I would never do anything to hurt you.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jan, 2007 08:57 pm
(I would like to go crusing for chicks with Gus. Then I could use this line.)

Hey, you want me or the disgusting guy?


Joe(I'll be the one in the shirt and tie.)Nation





no pants, just shirt and tie
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jan, 2007 05:15 am
Well, then you can also use this one:

I'm not wearing any pants.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jan, 2007 07:38 am
Did you spill your drink or are you just happy to see me?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jan, 2007 05:18 pm
Could you please pay my bills while I hang around your house, avoid picking up after myself and just get high all the time?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jan, 2007 06:04 am
jespah wrote:
Could you please pay my bills while I hang around your house, avoid picking up after myself and just get high all the time?


Look, there's no reason to be hurtful toward your fellow members. I thought this thread was in good fun.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jan, 2007 06:09 am
would you rather die by a bullet to the head or by hanging?
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George
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jan, 2007 07:56 am
Does this look infected to you?
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2007 04:49 am
I am not an animal! I am a man!
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2007 05:47 am
jespah, you seem to know a heap of "worst pickup lines" is this as a result of pitchin' or catchin'?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jan, 2007 10:05 am
Well, sure I have poor hygiene. But no one notices because of my breath.
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