Worst pickup lines .... ever

are you enjoying the family reunion

I'll be good-looking once my skin heals.

"Do I have something stuck in my teeth?"

"Do I have something stuck in my teeth?"

My mama told me to come over and say hi. Do you like taxidermy?

[size=7]And I get no credit for my role in inspiring the thread.

Fine. That's okay.

So long as I know where I stand...[/size]

"I've heard so much about you."

It's not a one-liner, but I thought I'd share a pick-up email I got over on Orkut today.



DEAR (my name),

SUB:-FRIENDSHIP

WISH YOU THE HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007

THIS IS 38 YEARS , MAN WORKING IN QATAR AS RECRUITING MANAGER, IN RECRUITING COMPANY IN QATAR, EX-BUSINESSMAN, INDUSTRIALIST, NOW WORKING AS MANAGER, LOOKING FOR A FEMALE FRIEND, I SEEN U IN GMAIL / YAHOO PROFILE (I don't have either of those), YOU ARE NICE, SWEET, SEXY TOO, I AM INTERESTED IN YOU FOR FRIENDSHIP.

I NEED AFEMALE HAVING GOOD CHARACTERS,ANY AGE, ANY CULTURE, ANY RELIGION, SWEET AND HONEST, LOVABLE, ADVISABLE, TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHERS. ALSO TO HAVE SEXUALLY PLESURES AS NEEDS, TO SHARE CARE ETC., SPECIALLY WIDOW / OR SINGLE FEMALE PREFERED.

IF YOU INTERSTED WRITE ME EMAIL, WITH DETAILS. KEEP IN TOUCH OK.

MY HABBITS TO DO BUSINESS, WORK, EARN, READING, TV NEWS, MOVIES SOME TIMES, SONGS, PRAYING ALLAH.

SOME TIMES SMOKE, I EAT HALAL NORMAL FOODS

IF YOU INTERSTED IN FRIENDSHIP , PLEASE WRITE ME TO BELOW EMAILS, (long list of email addresses)


ALSO IF YOU LIKE TO CHAT, ON YAHOO OR GMAIL, WRITE ME SO WE CAN CHAT ANY TIME, ANY DAY. OK.

THANKS,

KHAN (is that Khan as in Con?)
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I think I'm in love....

Actually said by a Venezuelan student in the 70s to an Afroamerican exchange student:

"They say black women are good in bed. Will you give me a kiss?"







he got a slap

Did you just boob me?

oh wait, this one is even worse....

Did I just fart?

Oops, sorry p-dawg. P-dawg gets some serious inspiration points.

"I just went running. Wanna smell my sweat up close and personal?"

Hi, I'm ______ but my friends call me creepy...

That's actually not so bad. I bet it'd get a laugh more often than not. Maybe I'll try it and report the results. :wink:

Reported to me several years ago by a friend of mine:

Actual wording and actions of a gentleman attempting a second pick-up line after being rebuffed.


"Hey, no really, check it out."

(unzips his jeans and whips it out)



Joe(she politely declined)Nation

I don't have insurance!

Didn't I see you down at the free clinic?

Do you have the AIDS? No? Damn.

Do you want to f*ck, or do I just owe you an apology?

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.