There was a guy I knew at work who wasn't happy with the way he looked so he went to a plastic surgeon. He couldn't decide who he wanted to look like.
The plastic surgeon asked "Is their a particular celebrity you would like to resemble?"
The guy thought about it for a bit and said, "I've always found Karl Malden to be a good-looking man as well as Sonny Bono. Might I have a composite face of those two?"
The plastic surgeon, who I know personally, and who does fantastic work, assured this guy that he could perform such magic and, sure enough, the guy is now walking around town and the ladies are on him like flies on ****....