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Nothing Intelligent Or Witty Or Worthwhile To Say

 
 
Chumly
 
Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2007 08:28 pm
I have nothing intelligent or witty or worthwhile to say, so I thought I should post nothing here! If you also have nothing worthwhile to say, but are driven to post on a thread you feel may have significance (if such a thing can ever be said of an internet thread), save yourself the embarrassment by posting it here:

I've always wanted to say this in one of the many ID / Evolution / Creationism threads:

How does intelligent design play into the fact that I have not found a way to endure my dog's farts, this may be a failing of my naturalistic self, but I have my doubts, so I look to those with theological training to guide me!
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Greyfan
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 07:18 pm
Dog Farts are not mentioned in the Bible. Therefore, I am unable to reach a conclusion.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 07:19 pm
lots of bullshit in the bible though and dog farts and bullshit are related in an olfactory way....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 07:23 pm
Isn't Dogfart an internet search engine?
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 07:30 pm
Dog vomit is chunky.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:34 pm
This will be a useful thread for me. I'm in one of those no-one-is-answering-anything-I-say streaks, so I'm just going to post every reply I think of in here instead of anywhere else. This will be the only thread I post to anymore.

Thanks, Chumly, you're a good egg for providing this service. (Due to the proximity of the "g" and "f" keys, I first typed "you're a good eff." I wouldn't know about that...)
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:40 pm
It's effing good for efffing me too 'cause no one pays me no mind 'specially when I'm effing damn sure I have something to really eff about.

I bet you would be a fine bouncing eff, and someday perhaps my effing dream will come effing true and bliss will effing be ours forever-effing-more.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 08:51 pm
Effing ell!
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:06 pm
It's so nice to have this thread to come back to when I'm tempted! I just left two threads without posting silly comments.

Comments like these:

Hey, that was a good one!

And,

For the love of God, shut up, shut up, shut up.

I really don't think either of those would have reflected very well on me...
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:31 pm
Cypher, you're always welcome to tell me "Hey, that was a good one!".. and after that I'll even light your cigarette and everything.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:40 pm
nimh is a horn-doggy
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 09:43 pm
No Im a hot doggie...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2007 11:40 pm
I couldn't resist looking in here, so I suppose I'm a snoop doggy.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 05:35 am
Dawg
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 03:11 pm
nimh wrote:
Cypher, you're always welcome to tell me "Hey, that was a good one!".. and after that I'll even light your cigarette and everything.


If it had been "after that I'll bake you cookies", I would've been right there!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 05:17 pm
cyphercat wrote:
If it had been "after that I'll bake you cookies", I would've been right there!

No, the cookies come before. At least, I mean ... thats the only way I ever get people to sleep with me..
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Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 10:55 pm
nimh & cyphercat sitting in a tree
k i s s i n g
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes cyphercat pushing the kitten carriage
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 11:11 pm
Can I just post anything here? Anything at all? ANYTHING?
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Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 11:15 pm
[size=7]I am your sworn enemy kickycan[/size]
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jan, 2007 11:21 pm
I bet nimh and I would have the cutest kittens EVER... *dreamy sigh*
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