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In case you don't know how things are made

 
 
Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 09:10 am
In case you don't know how things are made

LATEX GLOVES

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't" she replied.

"There's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't even crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds may be slow, but they're always working.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 09:14 am
I bet the guy who models for the ribbed ones has a queue of girlfriends.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 09:16 am
Elllpus
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I bet the guy who models for the ribbed ones has a queue of girlfriends.


Ellpus, you are so baaaad!

BBB Laughing
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jan, 2007 09:35 am
Didn't realize that Chinese men have such small dicks......

The one I knew did not Twisted Evil
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